U.S. Probes Terrorist's Underwear At Club Gitmo

From the AP wire: It seems unauthorized underarmour, and even speedos, have been smuggled into Gitmo. The terrorists detained there are actually wearing the illicit underwear and speedos. US officials are investigating probing, Senator Craig is rumored to be heading the probe with under secretary Mark Foley handling the juvenile section.
Raise the alert level before we are attacked by suicide underwear bombers!!