Ooooohh, a new terrist alert - must mean the pretzeldent's handlers have seen last night's poll. Citizens, be vigilant! Lock up your cropdusters! It's time to wag the dog!
Tell me this picture isn't scary..........
Also in the nooze, Kenny-Boy Lay takes the fifth today! What a lucky guy - I could use a shot of a nice single malt myself right now. But I believe he bought Scotland last year, didn't he? Someplace nice to retire to if Brazil doesn't work out. And until Crusader Bunnypants pardons him.
"I believe we must find terror wherever it hides and bring it to justice," Duhbya reiterated yesterday, as most of us sat with eyes glazed over. Did he just put the 'Axis of Evil' on double-secret probation?
Well, you slavering nincompoop, a good place to start is with those terrorists in business suits: your cronies in the Enron Administration! Honor...dignitude...integrity - yes, the grown-ups are in the White House.
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