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The Smoking Gun has reams of correspondence, exchanged between “Mr” Lay and Drinky McDumbass, during the years The Texas Prairie Chicken served as governor. The newly released documents suggest that the Crawford Cokehead’s relationship with Enron Chairman Kenny Lay was thisclose and that Lay often asked him to act on Enron's behalf when Buckeroo Bonehead was governor of Texas.