WTF Is It Now?!?

U.S. Promises to Hold Iraqi Oil 'In Trust'
....no matter how long it takes!

Colin Powell promised that a U.S. military occupation would hold Iraq's oilfields "in trust" for the Iraqi people. In an interview with U.S. newspapers on Tuesday, released by the State Department on Wednesday, Powell said the BFEE oil cartel Bush administration was studying different models for managing the Iraqi oil industry if the United States invades. "If we are the occupying power, it will be held for the benefit of the Iraqi people and it will be operated for the benefit of the Iraqi people," he said.

What a boob.
Meanwhile, in Dick 'dick' Cheney's secret bunker/steakhouse, high-fives and toasts were being exchanged amid shouts of 'suckas!' and 'hey - aren't we all Iraqis?!'