May 20, 2003

pResidentin' is hard!
Trying to salvage his Middle East "road map," the Incompetant Impotentate spoke for the first time with Palestinian Prime Minister Mahmoud Abbas and urged action to stop attacks against Israel.

Bush and Abbas, a reformist who took office on April 30 denouncing terrorism, spoke by telephone for a whole 15 minutes in what the White House perkily called a "friendly and hopeful conversation."

pReznit Pinhead has described Abbas as a man with whom he can work, sorta like Pooty-Poot before he joined up wid them pesky French commies.

Napoleon Numnuts finally got off his ass and intervened after five suicide attacks within 48 hours in Israel endangered the U.S.-backed peace process.



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