WTF Is It Now?!?

How conveeeeeeenient
Bunnypants' poll numbers dropping? Forget that - we just (maybe) killed Saddam's evil sons!

CNN and the Nazi News Network Fux Nooze are reporting that evildoers Uday and Qusay Hussein were either killed or captured in a siege of a compound in Mosul, which was attacked by US forces today. Developing....


Bush Cartel f*ck-up watch: great non-moments in diplomacy
"Hi! Remember us?!"

Intelligence experts on North Korea say strong evidence has emerged in recent weeks that the country has built a second, secret plant for producing weapons-grade plutonium.

The discovery of the new evidence, which one senior administration official cautioned was "very worrisome, but still not conclusive," came just as North Korea declared to the United States 11 days ago that it had completed reprocessing 8,000 spent nuclear fuel rods, enough to make a half dozen or so nuclear weapons.