WTF Is It Now?!?

Ick.
Howard 'the whormonal' Fineman, editor and CEO of pResidental Man-Meat Magazine, removes his slobbery lips from W's ass just long enough to write another chapter of his epic saga, a Western starring his favorite character, Sherriff Sh*tferbrains, Crawford Crackmonkey:

THE PRESIDENT has played the poker game of war leadership this way — cards face up — since 9/11, pushing all his, and our, chips to the middle of the table in a showdown with the axis of evil. He hasn’t shied away from betting big time on dramatic victory in Iraq, which he decided to invade a year ago. Now the question is whether he chose the right game and the right strategy. His presidency, and our safety, depends on this deal of the cards.

By and large, the American people still like his “bring ‘em on” attitude. They still seethe at the memory of the 9/11 attacks on something they’ve only recently learned to call “the homeland.” They rallied in 2001 to an untested president’s firm response — rhetorical and actual — and cheered, or quietly enjoyed, the sight of bombs falling on the Taliban and Saddam.

Jeebus, what a whore.