WTF Is It Now?!?

White House tries to limit Iraq damage
The misadministration is reaching out to its Republican allies in Congress in an effort to counter criticism of serial liar/bungler Smirky McCodpiece's Iraq policy and his use of discredited intelligence to advance the case for toppling Saddam Hussein.

With the deceitful Dictator-tot's job approval ratings slipping, and U.S. casualties in Iraq continuing to climb, the White House is in full damage-control mode, trying to frame somebody else reframe the debate over the Iraq war away from the flap over Bunnypants' outright lie assertion in his State of the Union address that Iraq was trying to buy uranium in Africa.

On Monday, White House Propaganda Director Dan Bartlett went to Capitol Hill to urge Republicans to emphasize positive aspects of the broader war against terrorism.

"Ummmmm...nobody's flown a plane into any buildings lately!"

Bartlett met with top GOP House and Senate aides to essentially provide "talking points" for countering Democratic attacks.

"Clinton's penis....aspirin factory....traitors....looks French....."

Other aggressive efforts are expected by the misadministration in the days ahead to try to regain control of the message, including a possible speech on the issue by Vice President Dick 'Chicanery' Cheney, if they can pry him out of his bunker.