December 8, 2003

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Wild Bill Janklow found guilty!
A South Dakota jury has found Rep. Bill Janklow guilty of all charges against him.

The jury foreman read "guilty" to each of the four counts: speeding, running a stop sign, reckless driving and second-degree manslaughter in the death of motorcyclist Randy Scott.

The last is a felony and carries a maximum penalty of up to 10 years in prison and a $10,000 fine. He also faces a House ethics committee investigation that could lead to his shitcanning {Ed.: "could"?!} . Sentencing is set for Jan. 20.

Janklow appeared stunned as the verdict was read. "I can't believe they found a republican guilty! If I had been Bill Clinton..."

Eat it, puke. And start stocking up on lubricant, you miserable waste of oxygen.

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