WTF Is It Now?!?

'Mein fuhrer! I can walk!'
I don't know where I'm going with this, it was just the first thing that popped into my head when I read this story.

What we've always suspected...
Dick 'Chicanery' Cheney, neonazi nutbag, is actually running the country - while the "president" sits in his secret fort under the Oval Office desk playing with his Happy Meals figurines.




Meanwhile, on planet Fk-wit
The Dems are still trying to find their peckers with both hands...

John Kerry and Democratic Party chairman Terry McAuliffe will try to go on the offensive the next few days, targeting Cheney in ads and speeches as he grumblingly leaves his crashcart-and-steak-lined bunker to try to defuse what could be another explosive week for the misadministration:

On Tuesday, the Supreme Court, fingers in their ears as they look at photos of Dick an' Nino's neat duck hunting trip, hears arguments to name the members of Cheney's secret energy task force.

Bunnypants and Cheney testify together and in private Thursday before the commission investigating the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

And another banner {ahem} day on Saturday, which marks the first anniversary of the AWOL punk's visit to the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln, where, under a giant banner proclaming "Mission Accomplished," he declared the end of major combat in Iraq.

Most of the more than 700 US troops killed in Iraq died after this little stunt. 111 have been killed so far this month alone.



Gawd. First Ted Kennedy, arch-liberal, now grating flake Terry McAuliffe. The repukes are going to have a #ucking field day.