WTF Is It Now?!?

Cheese-eating terrist enablers have brie to pick with BBQ-lovin' sheep-fucker
The Freedom French embassy in Washington blasted Colorado governor/douchebag Bill Owens on Monday for making "unfortunate and ill-informed" jokes about the French, and reminded him to va te faire foutre.

In a somewhat related story, two stupid rebooblican fuckwits, realizing they've been using - gasp! - Heinz ketchup on their freedom fries, have bottled something called "Bush Country Ketchup." It's very thick, but the bottles keep tipping over and making a huge mess when opened.