WTF Is It Now?!?

Panicking neocons forced to send figurehead out in public again
About one year and 800 soldiers too late, vacuous boob Napoleon Bonehead will be trotted out by his puppetmasters Monday night to try to salvage outline what the White House is calling a Cut and Run "clear strategy" for Iraq. The televised script-reading will be aimed at trying to convince America and the world that Bunnypants "is in command of the situation."

That's a good one.

For those playing, the drinking game will start at approximately 8 PM et.
Sarin: a shot
Justice: two shots
Terrists: a shot and a beer
Nick Berg: a shot and a piece of chocolate (1 oz.)
Stay the course: two shots, a piece of chocolate and a cigar
Making progress: finish the chocolate, wash down with another shot
Hate / love freedom: two flaming shots and a dish of ice cream

Overtime: fawning media reaction
Powerful... effective... bold... : drink straight from the bottle
'In command/commanding presence' + Bill Schneider: break shot glass, vigorously perform "jerking off" gesture at TV, flip bird, finish bottle