Illinois Senate candidate Jack Ryan dropped out of the race Friday amid a furor over lurid sex club allegations that horrified fellow Republicans and caused his once-promising candidacy to implode in four short days.Oh, the media. Dickhole.
"The media has gotten out of control," he said.
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Rebooblican logic: Lying about blow jobs bad. Lying about trying to force your wife into kinky sex games at swinger clubs - perfectly acceptable.
If it weren't for Ryan's perversion, Barack Obama would never have made it to the Senate. So YAY for Republican hypocrisy! YAY for getting caught defrauding the voters with the "pro-family, traditional values" pretense!
ReplyDeleteWait... peculiar sexual needs seem to BE a traditional Republican value. Mark Foley. Larry Craig. Who else?