WTF Is It Now?!?

Gossip
WorldNetDaily ejaculates: There are 'whispers among high-level political advisers' to the Smirking Moron suggesting the possibility of replacing neonazicon hardass Dick 'Chicanery' Cheney with "America's mayor" Rudy Giuliani as vp prior to the reboob national convention in New York.

Oh my GOD: John Kerry 'bit his lip' before Reagan's casket! That's exactly what President Bill Clinton used to do!!! Jesus H. Christ.