WTF Is It Now?!?

News you may have missed
The mighty Tigris River is now a running sewer 
In the kinkiest headline today,  Jordanian firm will pull staff from Iraq
Iraqi unemployment rate reaches 70% 
Winning hearts and minds: US threatens to withdraw aid for Fallujah 
Over 100 dead, including 2 US soldiers, in Iraq today
Gen. Tommy Franks says US will be in Iraq for 5 more years
US Soldiers in Iraq, denied Internet access by their superiors, turn to P2P to route around the censorship
Saddam has suffered a minor stroke, his lawyers claim 
Afghanistan becoming a bigger mess everyday
Iran suspected of trying to purchase material to boost yield of nuclear weapons