WTF Is It Now?!?

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White House refuses to turn over embarrassing Katrina papers to investigators.

"We expect there to be transparency. People who have something to hide make us nervous." - George W. Beetbrains, Alaska, Feb. 16, 2002.

The Bush misadministration, citing panic and uncontrollable defecation and vomiting the 'confidentiality of executive branch communications,' said Tuesday that it would not turn over certain documents about Hurricane Katrina or make senior White House officials available for sworn testimony before Congressional committees investigating the storm response. Heckuva job, guys. Right. What a stupid #ucking excuse. And you have the nerve to tell us that if we have nothing to hide we shouldn't be bothered by the Patriot Act? Eat me.

Accountabilitude.