WTF Is It Now?!?

GOP hopes Ney removal will take the heat off them
A desperate Denny Hastert has finally gotten corrupt Rep. Bob Ney, who was been implicated in one of the many burgeoning GOP scandals, to "temporarily" step down from chairing the powerful House Administration Committee.

"There's a lot of people that are having some heartburn with all the publicity and if they have heartburn I can be the Rolaids," Ney said in an interview.

I guess better that than a #ucking suppository.
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