WTF Is It Now?!?

I'm eating paste!
White House officials say Stupie McGropiehands is setting up a bike play-date with Floyd Landis opposed to an immediate cease-fire in the Middle East, despite personal pleas from his good buddies in Saudi Arabia. Seems he'd rather see the violence and carnage continue, hoping that the situation will "degrade Hezbollah and further isolate its enablers in Syria and Iran." He's even rushing precision-guided bombs to Israel to help them out.


Bombs are cool! Now watch this wheelie!
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