July 11, 2006



Petulant whiny-ass titty-baby files for independent run
The republicans' favorite "democrat" would rather divide voters and see the party crash and burn than lose power.

Desperate to win at any cost, quisling Sore Loserman filed papers Monday to create a new party called Lieberman Connecticut for Lieberman.

"He does this from a position of weakness, where he looks like a desperate career politician attempting to cling to power," Ned Lamont's campaign manager said. "He's going to hurt Democrats. What a fucking douchebag."

Lamont meanwhile aired a commercial in response to Lieberman's negative ads:

The Lamont parody version opens with a narrator grimly intoning over grainy black-and-white footage, "Meet Ned Lamont. He can't make a decent cup of coffee. ... He's a bad karaoke singer. ... And he has a messy desk."
Thanks to Atrios for the link.
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