WTF Is It Now?!?

Confederate fanboy unveils bill to 'help black farmers'
"Now they can grow all the watermelons they want!"

Dogged by stories of racial insensitivity and facing a lynching in the polls, George 'macaca' Allen introduced legislation yesterday to help dispel allegations that he doesn't care about cottonpickin' niggers.

-m


Update: Now the Sons of Confederate Veterans are pissed off at George Allen.
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