WTF Is It Now?!?

Desperate GOP to air ad warning of terror attacks
Vote for us or die in a fiery, radioactive inferno!

Not having anything else to run on, the party that ignored a report entitled Bin Laden Determined to Strike Inside the US will use fear instead.

The Republican Party will begin airing a hard-hitting ad this weekend that warns of more cataclysmic terror attacks against the US homeland. The ad portrays Osama bin Laden and quotes his threats against America dating to February 1998. "These are the stakes," the ad concludes. "Vote November 7."

Democrats denounced the ad as scaremongering.

"This is a pathetic move by an increasingly desperate GOP," said DNCC director Karen Finney. "Clearly Republicans are so afraid of their abysmal record they can't offer one example of what they've done to keep America safe."

Former US Navy Vice Admiral Joe Sestak, a Democratic congressional candidate running against incumbent Rep. Curt Weldon, R-Pa., said the war in Iraq has made Americans less safe. "It's disturbing that the Republicans in Washington are trying to reinvent history with this latest message of fear," he said.

If the definition of 'terrorism' is "the unlawful use or threatened use of force or violence by a person or an organized group against people or property with the intention of intimidating or coercing societies or governments, often for ideological or political reasons," why do the repugs hate America?

- m