WTF Is It Now?!?

More from the moral values and integrity party
With help from BuzzFlash:

'The Colorado governor's race was thrown into a frenzy Friday when the Colorado Bureau of Investigation began probing whether Republican Bob Beauprez's campaign illegally accessed an FBI criminal database for an attack ad.'

A tent-pitching camping trip that Rep. Jim Kolbe took with two former pages in 1996 is now under review by the Justice Department.

Rep. Bob Ney, who pleaded guilty to corruption charges Friday, still has not resigned.

Rep. John Sweeney may have violated congressional ethics rules by failing to reveal who paid for a trip he took to a Pacific island with a lobbyist hired by convicted republican influence peddler Jack Abramoff.

Republican Congressman Curt Weldon on his massive corruption charges: it's the Liberal Attack Machine's fault.

GOP Congressman Doolittle defended a dentist accused of sexually assaulting patients, blames Clinton.

Former congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham, with the assistance of other Congressmen and Congressional aides, stole more than $70 million in American taxpayers' money; blames Clinton.

Oh Noe!

Pervert Craig Schelske, 3-way/anal-sex-loving adulterer, erect-penis photographer and husband of GOP fave on "Dancing With the Stars" denies everything, appeals to "persons of faith," blames Clinton.

Ohio Republican candidate for governor and sec of state Ken Blackwell, currently 28 points behind in polls, is deciding whether or not to disqualify his opponent, Dem Ted Strickland.

RNC headhomeboy Ken Mehlman may have illegally accepted U2 tickets from corrupt republican lobbyist Jack Abramoff while in the Bush White House, blames Hillary.

Idaho Sen. Larry Craig denies he's cruised Union Station mensrooms - not that there's anything wrong with that. Besides lying.

Kenny-boy Lay's conviction erased from his record. Bush sends paperwork to Pope requesting sainthood.

Didn't the Idiot-in-Chief proclaim this National Character Counts Week?

- m