WTF Is It Now?!?

President Bush says we need more time to determine if what North Korea detonated was a nuclear device. Well sure, that makes sense, because Bush doesn't want to rush to judgment when it comes to weapons of mass destruction." - David Letterman.

Stayin' the course, constantly changin' tactics to achieve a strategic goal
A commission formed to assess the Iraq war has put the kibosh on any hope of victory for America.

Headed by James Baker, secretary of state for Bush-the-Slightly-Smarter, the panel ruled out any prospect of making Iraq a stable democracy in the near term. Instead, it offered two choices: a) cut and run now; or b) cut and run later.

Fun fact - and by 'fun' I really mean 'totally fucked up' - because of the "politically explosive topic, the panel has agreed not to release its findings until after the November 7 elections." These guys give bullshit a bad name.

- m, posting from a Comfort Inn in Albany NY.