Republican family values
... and the sanctity of marriage.
Tom DeLay's favorite "Dancing with the Stars" contestant is leaving the show and divorcing her GOP Congressional candidate husband after discovering him trolling the internet for hot, kinky, 3-way- and anal sex.
Sara Evans filed for divorce Thursday from her husband of 13 years, Craig Schelske, alleging that he had committed adultery, verbally abused her and frequently watched pornography at home.'His personal sex engine.' LOL
According to the document filed in chancery court, Schelske allegedly has on his computer at least 100 photographs of himself posing with his erect penis. There are several photographs of him having sex with other women, the filings stated.
"On his computers, husband maintains `Craigs Lists.' Many of them involve requests for three party sex and anal sex. Husband's `Craigs Lists' are composed of personal ads on his personal sex engine involving him and prospective sex partners," the documents stated.
Fun fact: Craig, a "family values" republican, "has known the Lord since he was 8." Hopefully not in the Biblical sense.
- m
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