WTF Is It Now?!?

Bush: Iraq violence, missing strawberries an al-Qaida plot
Bush said Tuesday that the midterm ele an al-Qaida plot is to blame for the escalating Iraqi bloodshed, not the fact that the country has fallen into civil war. 'Cause it hasn't. Has not has not has not.

"No question it's tough, no question about it," Dumbass McStupidson said at a news conference Tuesday. "There's a lot of sectarian violence taking place, fomented in my opinion because of the attacks by al-Qaida causing people to seek reprisal. Mmmmmm, fome... beer foam....."

Bush went on to say an uptick in violence does not represent a new era in Iraq, just a comma "phase." Yes, an 'uptick'. That's what the AP is calling total outright carnage these days. Maybe they meant 'upchuck' ?

"We've been in this phase for a while," Awol McBlunder said, blithely picking his nose while trying to stay between the lines in his new Winnie-the-Pooh coloring book.

Bonus: Three generals testified just two weeks ago that al-Qaida is having little influence in Iraq.

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