WTF Is It Now?!?

Who're yuh gonna believe, me or an unpatriotic defeatocratislamofascist terrist appea...
D'oh!

10/25/06:
Reporter: "Are we winning [in Iraq]?"
President Stupid: "Absolutely, we’re winning."

12/05/06:
Incoming Armed Services Committee Chairman Carl Levin: "Do you believe that we’re currently winning in Iraq?”
Bunnypants' Defense Secretary-nominee Robert Gates: “No, sir. No. No... fucking... way."