January 15, 2007

NIMBY, you effing totalitarian nincompoop
Growing unease over plans to build the Stupie McStalinson Lieberry at Dallas's Southern Methodist University.
On Thursday, 68 theologians, professors and other faculty members present and past, citing complaints about the Dictator-tot's “poor marks”* on civil liberties, the environment, gay rights and the war in Iraq, sent the university president a letter questioning whether visions of the library were consistent with the school’s religious and academic values.

A woman in Garland wrote the Fort Worth Star-Telegram that Dallas was already infamous for the assassination of President John F. Kennedy: “now it probably will be known for honoring the worst president ever.”
*Fun fact: I originally read that as "poop marks."

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