January 15, 2007

Pull!
Heartless bastid/privileged rich white guy Dick "I had other priorities" Cheney climbs out of his fortified bunker, visits Fox News (naturally), says US must show "stomach" to win in Iraq, otherwise Osama* - whom the misadministration still hasn't caught - wins. Also, that we will be greeted as liberators, that in order to defend freedom you have to spy on citizens' credit reports, and that Scooter Libby is honest.

"The level of activity that we see today from a military standpoint, I think, will clearly decline. I think they're in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency." Oh, wait...

* the seven-foot-tall terrist, not the black guy

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