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'My name's Dr. Multimillionaire and I kicked your ass,' incoming Democratic Rep. tells Rove

According to incontinent crank Bob Novak, a freshman Democratic Congressman confronted Karl Rove trying to find his dick in a White House bathroom, and taunted him for failing to beat him in November.

"Newly elected Rep. Steven Kagen taunted President and Mrs. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney and presidential adviser Karl Rove during a White House function for new members of Congress in December," Novak writes.

"You're in the White House and you think you're safe," Kagen allegedly said. "My name's Dr. Multimillionaire and I kicked your ass."

Novak adds, "The new congressman said he said separately to both Bush and Cheney: 'Thank you for coming to Green Bay. I couldn't have won without you coming.' Kagen also said he approached Laura Bush and purposely called her Barbara, the name of the president's mother.

LOL. Kudos, sir.