It's a miracle!
Ted Haggard cured of teh ghey, say handlers
You go, girl! After just three weeks of intensive counseling, the male-prostitute-banging former president of the National Association of Evangelicals is now "completely heterosexual." Fabulous! Praise Jebus and hide the altar boys.
Bonus: the disgraced reverend had to role-play in "acting-out situations," possibly including the cowpoke and the schoolmarm, the innocent little milkmaid and the naughty stable-boy, and Liza Minelli back on Broadway!
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