WTF Is It Now?!?

Ass, meet door
The White House is "moving quickly" to find another political crony to replace disgraced Bush buddy Paul Wolfowitz, who announced he will step down at the end of June to spend more time with his cranky bitch of a girlfriend's money.

After weeks of behaving like a spoiled brat, Wolfowitz got what he wanted -- an acknowledgment from the bank that he did not bear sole responsibility for breaking bank rules, giving a generous pay raise to his lover, breaking the ethical obligations in his contract, and being a total turd.

Among those mentioned as a possible replacement for Wolfowitz were former Deputy Secretary of State Robert Zoellick; Sen. Richard Lugar, Bush poodle Tony 'Piddles' Blair, and Stanley Fisher, who owns Preznit Pinhead's favorite hot dog stand in Crawford, Texas.

"They're all doin' a heckuva job!" said Bush.