WTF Is It Now?!?

Sweet chocolate Jesus...
I saw this yesterday and it's still making me want to hurk my cookies:

Unmitigated whore Mitt Romney, criticized for naming L. Ron Hubbard's Battlefield Earth as his favorite book, defends his choi uhhhhh, flip-flops. And what a surprise! I guess we all know what he meant to say:

Romney later clarified, Battlefield Earth is his favorite novel, the Bible is his favorite book.

Nice save, you pandering chickenshit!

Right.