Facing a draft, Nugent bravely wet his pants

Repuke chickenhawk, gun-nut, and supposed uber-patriot craps his own pants to avoid serving in the war.

Because so many searched our archives for the "Ted Nugent admitted to giving up personal hygiene for a month and showed up for his draft board physical in pants caked with his own urine and feces, winning a deferment" story, here it is again (thanks to C and L).