August 4, 2007



Rethug moral values
OK, this is just a little too weird: gpuke state rep says he feared black men, so he offered them oral sex --
Police released taped statements from a state leader accused of trying to buy sex in a men's room. Florida State Representative Bob Allen says he was feeling nervous and offered sex to get away from a man he didn't trust.

Allen chairs the House Energy Committee and co-chairs Senator John McCain's presidential campaign in Florida. He is the Police Union's 2007 Lawmaker of the Year, and he recently sponsored a bill to crack down on soliciting sex in public parks.

But he told police he did offer sex to an undercover officer in a public park men's room. Allen said he was also frightened of the weather. So he fled to the men's room.

7 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:57 PM

    they're the party of personal responsibility, right? just checking.

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  2. Anonymous5:25 PM

    Jesus, if you told me there was a TV program on with that plot-line, I'd doubt you and wouldn't bother to tune it in because it'd be SO-O-O UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE! Talk about cognitive dissonance! Allen sounds like he's on his way to multiple personalities - - how else can one person live with such crazy conflicts? (Yeah, it helps to live/work in 'Jeb Bush Land' I guess...)

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  3. I wonder how long it will take for fux pews to identify Bob Allen as a Democratic.

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  4. Anonymous12:12 PM

    If being afraid of black men caused him to offer them blowjobs, what does he do because he's afraid of the weather?

    Offer to ride the lightning?

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  5. Honestly, I was afraid...
    Afraid i wouldn't get my turn...

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  6. For reasons I can't quite figure out, quite a few people hopped from this post directly over to my site. I don't know what you're doing, Maru, but you keep doing it, OK?

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  7. Anonymous8:12 AM

    Huh? He's afraid of black men and the weather?

    How is this man expected to stand up to Al Queda if he is afraid of Al Roker and El Nino.

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