Warning: Tweety's oozing mancrushes may cause herpes
What will it take for this guy to embarrass himself?
Immediately following [Chimpy McStupid]'s press conference Thursday, MSNBC’s Chris Matthews spent three unbroken minutes fawning over the president’s “powerful rendition” of his “philosophy” without uttering a single critical word.Later: Tweety wonders where the “big, beefy” and “every-way big” guys in the Democratic presidential race are.
“I thought in listening to the president, I was listening to one of the great neoconservative minds,” gushed Matthews. "This presidentis as dumb as a rockis ready to fight like a rock through the rest of his term,” he added while trying to remove the stain from the front of his pants.
Staying far away from you, you drivelling idiot. Ick ick ick.
Listening to Tweety, I hear the distant echo of Dan Quayle calling out to me: "A mind is a terrible thing, get wasted."
ReplyDeleteAye aye, Cap'n.