Bush refuses to condemn Iraq shooting

Preznit Integritude on Thursday refused to criticize Blackwater for killing 11 civilians, saying investigators need to determine if the guards violated rules governing the slaughter of innocent civilians in shooting sprees by republican cronies.

"Obviously, to the extent innocent life was lost, you know, uhhh, I'm saddened," the new Saddam said at a news conference. "Our objective is to protect innocent life. And we've got a lot of brave souls in the theater working hard to protect innocent life."


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