Petraeus to appear before Congress today

As happy little bluebirds and butterflies twitter around its Indiana-like markets, things continue to go remarkably well in Iraq.

In a report considered crucial to the WH and its clusterfuck strategery in the highly unpopular war, the top US commander will make his much-anticipated testimony perform his expected Bush cockdiving on the so-called "progress" in Iraq, using teddy-bear puppets to demonstrate that since it's going so well the US should maintain the surge well into at least another F.U. and possibly for another ten.

Bonus: 70% of Iraqis -- 70% -- say the surge has failed, and many have fled. The cut and run surrendefeatoIslamocrap Iraqis say that in areas covered by the US surge, security has deteriorated in the last six months. Why do Iraqis hate America?

Bonus bonus: 60% of America- and troop-hating Americans want an Iraq pullout deadline, says new poll.

Bonus bonus bonus: Betrayus gets heckled by America- and troop-hating anti-war critics prior to his Bush ballgarglefest.