Republicant Rudy Giuliani, the gay-loving, baby-killing, gun-hating, cross-dressing man-whore, declined Tuesday to tell a voter where he agrees and disagrees with conservative members of his party, saying it's about more than "just an ideology."
Bonus: he mentioned his "hero," Saint Ronnie of Reagan, who evidently fucking hated the NY Yankees. Not mentioned: his penchant for licking pornography.
"Whew. Some of that porn makes me almost as hot as I felt on September 11th!"
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