Thou shall not be a corrupt dickwad

Kentucky's crooked Republican -- but I repeat myself -- governor dumped by voters for a Democrat. Pudfaced douchenozzle Mitch "KY!" McConnell's sphincter clenching in terror as we speak.

Gov. Ernie Fletcher, whose lone term was dogged by a hiring scandal, lost badly Tuesday despite an election-eve effort to woo conservative voters by displaying the Ten Commandments in the state Capitol.

Nice try, bunghole! Try actually reading them next time.