We report, you try to figure it out

Fox Business Channel, where you turn for breaking business news from Abu Dubai. Anchor-morons Alexis Glick and Peter Barnes:

GLICK: "That, oh, it's not Apple. Let me just correct ourselves here. It is not Apple. All right, I'm sorry, we got a little ahead of ourselves here on that. Um, Apple Dubai? Abu Dubai."

BARNES: "Oh, the Arabs. Ok."

GLICK: "Oh, ok, there we go. [Laughs] We thought it was Apple! We got so excited about it!"

Tee-hee! LOL!1! Apple Arabs? Giggle!

Bonus: there’s no such place as "Abu Dubai."

Double-bonus: Barnes repeated the name later in the program.

“Who wants to trust these clowns for investment advice?” Indeed.