December 14, 2007

Benchmarking

Jason C is asking 'what words do you hate?' Here are ones that for some reason make me want to cringe every time:

  • paradigm
  • synergy
  • grow, as in "grow the economy"
  • meme
  • nougat
  • epiglottis
  • doop, and its synonym hiney

    What about you?

  • 15 comments:

    1. Anonymous1:30 PM

      Mine most hated word is "ointment."

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    2. Anonymous1:58 PM

      "Basically"

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    3. "Department of Homeland Security" or any version of Homeland referring to the US.
      2. Nookular.
      3. Any word that comes out of Bush's mouth.

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    4. Anonymous3:38 PM

      Mindless business phrases:

      1. Network(ing)

      2. Content (as in "content provider")

      3. Strategic (as in "strategic partner")

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    5. ooh, yeah, "ointment" is bad. i'm with you on "nougat", too, maru. ew, ew, ew!

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    6. Anonymous5:34 PM

      the word 'impact' used as a verb

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    7. Anonymous6:04 PM

      'reach out' as in 'reach out to your manager'. How touchy-feely.

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    8. Anonymous6:57 PM

      We're in a good position to leverage our infrastructure.

      And other contentless prose.

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    9. Anonymous7:13 PM

      Viable
      Restructuring
      Thinking outside the box
      Win-win
      No-win
      Visionary
      Obfuscating

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    10. Anonymous9:19 PM

      The grating business terms (I won't get into the 'politics' catagory due to space limitations -- but 'Republican talking points' would be the short description) for me are:

      'short' meeting
      cost effective
      total cost
      synergy
      setup a spreadsheet (directive)

      I know that most of these seem innocuous enough, but it's obviously my personal workplace environment that has a lot to do with it!

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    11. Anonymous9:27 PM

      I agree about nougat. For some reason the word 'monies' has always bugged me. The one I think I hate the most is 'proactive'.

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    12. Anonymous9:28 PM

      As much as I like the object, I hate the word "nipple". Another cringe-worthy word is "moist".

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    13. throughput
      margarine

      starting sentences with "so..."

      yeah, "nipple" bugs me, too

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    14. Anonymous10:44 AM

      "Utilize" makes me grind my teeth.

      I love "meme" though...but only in the Richard Dawkins sense. Something else the politicians have ruined!

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    15. Anonymous12:35 AM

      Impact. Every time I hear this or that had an impact, the question always comes to mind; "Did it leave a dent?"

      Affect and effect people. Great words, simple to use, clear in meaning and won't mar the furniture.

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