Bush to offer views on economic package, favorite color PlayDoh

In a scenario more unbelievably hysterical than a script for a SciFi original movie, Dimbulb McDumbass "will offer ideas on Friday for shoring up the fragile U.S. economy amid more grim economic news." More tax breaks to his rich corporate buddies in 3... 2... 1...

Fucked fact: stocks fell after Bunnypants announced "his plan."


"The red tastes funny!"