Sleepy McSleepersons hosed out of recliner

I drafted this before the news came out that ol' Wrinkles was surrendering and cutting-and-running from the presidential race...

Grandpa Fred Thompson loses the all-important former US Sen. Alfonse D'Amato endorsement.

"Alfonse realizes that Thompson has no chance and may be getting out of the race and so he's decided to endorse his old friend John McCain," said a source close to D'Amato.