Yeah, but that could change by tomorrow

Dog-torturing cult-follower in magic underwear vows to bring honor and integrity to White House. Hmmmm... where have we heard something like that before?

A moist-eyed Mitt Romney said he and his wife won't embarrass the nation in White House as happened in "the Clinton years." Strangely silent on not embarrassing the nation as happened during the Bunnypants years.


Above: the candidate demonstrates just how much integrity he has.