Breaking: McCain Fucks Special Interests

The blogosphere is burning up over the newly published Times story about straight talking, octagenarian maverick John McStain's "inappropiate behaviour" with a female lobbyist almost half his age while offering her a seat on his staff. The McStain Camp went to the mattresses in an attempt tohide the salami spike the story to no avail.
Get a grip, people. Unless there is a blowjob AND a Democrat involved, this story will have no legs and will blow over. And of course it all depends on what the meaning of inappropiate is.
In short, picture this: McStain with his boxers around his ankes with old man sock garters, his wrinkled ass bouncing up and down while yelling "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God My friends!"
My work here is done, now we return you to our regular programming.

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