No Shit, Dick Tracey

In a stunning display of mastery of second grade level syntax and grammar, Pretzeldunce Von Chimpenfurerher manages to actually put three not so mangled sentences together that actually aren't full of Orwellian lies when he proclaimed to the rabid uber reich-wingnut spooge covered Political Action Committee:

"Listen, the stakes in November are high. This is an important election. Prosperity and peace are in the balance."

Tru dat hemmorrhoidal asswipe, as in making sure the bloodthirsty greedy fucks that belong to your deranged, mentally challenged party don't stand a chance of getting into office.
War is Peace. Recession is Prosperity, and Fear is Security.
God Bless 'Murka.