March 3, 2008

Great Economic News!

Oil prices near $104 a barrel.
Setting an all-time record, oil prices jumped to $103.95 a barrel today, as Darth Cheney attains a semi-erection and splooges all over himself in his undisclosed location.

Film at 11.
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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:09 PM

    When is the tar and feathers and angry mob coming out to drag this pile of shit out from his wanker bunker?

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  2. Anonymous5:40 PM

    Sorry, UL, I definitely DO NOT WANT to see that film!

    CatStaff

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