Phenominal progress!

In an astonishing sign of normalcy, at least four rockets blasted into the heavily-fortified Green Zone on Tuesday, just two days after 'insurgents fired four waves of rockets and mortars into the area, injuring six people and damaging buildings.'

Of course, Bush's top commander in Iraq, General Petraeus, blamed Iran.

In another sign of our remarkable turnaround, fierce fighting erupted across the country as Muqtada al-Sadr ordered his followers to break the months-long cease-fire in retaliation for the government's retaliation against Muqtada al-Sadr's followers.

"As the number of U.S. deaths in Iraq has surpassed 4,000, the number of wounded coming to the 435th Contingency Aeromedical Staging Facility [at Ramstein] is nearing its own sobering marker. The facility is nearing 44,000 patients from Operation Iraqi Freedom."