Senile old coot works to answer age and health questions

Straight-talking warrior-maverick Saint John McCain is the ultimate survivor. Not only did he live through 5-1/2 years as a Vietnam prisoner of war and multiple assrapings by Karl Rove during the 2004 election, he also has stared down the deadly cancer melanoma and Joe Lieberman's gray, shrivelled balls. And anyone who doubts his ability to be commander-in-chief is a troop-hating Islamocommiefrancodefeatohomofascistdemoncrap who hates America.