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In yet another defining moment in our successful endeavor, a suicide bomber, in a "thunderous explosion," blew up a funeral in northern Iraq on Thursday, killing 55 and wounding scores in an attack that "suggests militants have launched a new campaign of violence," the Duh! Journal reports.

In Bunnypants' other fuckup, a suicide bomber has killed 17 and wounded more than 30 in Afghanistan.